Chuck Tingle Not Pounded By Anything Downloads

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure. In addition to being i of the most unrelentingly wholesome and positive online personalities, Mr. Tingle is besides the Hugo Laurels-nominated author of such fine works of fiction as Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Feeling The Bern In My Butt, Pounded in the Barrel Past My Own Butt, Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time, Pounded In The Barrel Past The Sentient Manifestation Of My Ain Ignorant Climate Change Denial, Happy Altogether Dracula, Now Pound My Butt, and of grade, the classic Pounded In The Butt Past My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt Past My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'".

Mr. Tingle has received many requests to bring his unique way to a new volume about COVID-19. "Chuck has a business firm policy near not profiting from, or making light of, natural disasters or events that are harming people on this timeline," he wrote on his website.

Even more recently, some "devil" (Chuck's words) has allegedly tried to rip-off the Tingler format, and is selling his own baroque gay erotica book about coronavirus. But Mr. Tingle would not let affront slide, no-sirree.

To accost these issues, Mr. Tingle is now offer free PDF downloads of several of his coronavirus-adjacent (but not coronavirus-exploitative) eBooks, including:

My Handsome Sentient Confront Mask Protects Me Despite The Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories That He Won't Also He Pounds My Butt
Bisexual Vampire Unicorns Teach Me The Importance of the Vampire Coughing
Not Pounded Past Anything While I Exercise Responsible Social Distancing
The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off

This selection also reflects the wide diversity available in Mr. Tingle'due south publishing slate — from surrealist gay erotica, to surrealist lesbian erotica, to surrealist horror-comedy gay erotica, to surrealist asexual/not-sexual gay erotica.

If you lot cull to download one of these 4100-give-and-take books to read — whether in private, or outdoors with some friends while practicing proper social distancing etiquette — Mr. Tingle has this asking:

While tinglers are typically $2.99 each on Amazon, Chuck would like to encourage you to send that $3, or more than, to the health based charity of your choice. Listed below are some suggested not-profits that can continue to prove love is real with your help.

DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS
ST. JUDE'S CHILDREN'S Hospital
Straight RELIEF
GLOBAL GIVING

Chuck understands that with work closures, money might be tight at the moment. If this is the case, make a mental note to donate afterward, if possible.

At present that's finished, experience free to pour yourself a chocolate milk and curlicue up somewhere cozy (far from possible contagion) to savor.

If this, err, tingles your fancy, you may too enjoy Mr. Tingle's recent hitting, Domald Tromp'due south Donkey Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of His Incriminating Taxation Returns (sic), which presumably picks up where the story left off in Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Male monarch Who Besides Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On.

Stay Healthy, Buckaroos! [Chuck Tingle, World'southward Greatest Writer]

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